Mar 3, 2009

Adventures on the CTA - Priceless Quotes Edition

Gosh, the CTA has been on a freaking role providing me with classic material. During my ride home today I encountered the most... umm, boisterous personality that I've come across in a while. In between laughs I was able to jot down a few of this lady's priceless quotes... Enjoy!

1. "We in a crowded ass elevator. You don't get any personal space."

2. "Bitch, push me again and I'm gon kick you in yo throat."

3."....then she cut my hours. All they can tell me to do is get the fuck outta the office."

4. "Fuck y'all. I'm gettin the stimulus package" ***my absolute favorite***

5. "You gotta be checkin these bus drivers. They be bogus throwin you all over the bus."

6. "Girl okaaaaayyyyyy! You is so wrong."

7. "He tried to make the book perplex to make you feel slow. I had to read it twice - 20 pages."

From the rest of my conversation jacking skills (though she was speaking loud as shit on the bus...) I was able to determine that her name was Nicolette and in addition to appearing to be in her 40s it's official that she set us back 52 years, 10 months and 8 days. Though her conversation was hilarious it's sad that we as black people continue to do ignorant shit on a daily basis. Try keeping your outrageous convos to a minimum while on the bus.


Anonymous said...

LOL!!! I love #4!

Ms_Slim said...

I take the CTA subway to work in all the seasons except winter. The shenanigans seen on the Blue Line couldnt have been made up by my person. After reading this, I can't wait to get back to riding the train JUST SO I can have more to share to that regard lol. It's priceless comedy...depending on how you look at it....

Number four was too much LOL. Oh and so was number 5 about being thrown every which-way on the bus (she's right there though lol)

But I agree. She definitely set us back. I have a particular disdain for unnecessarily loud people in general. Ugh.

*PS; New reader here. I'll be adding myself to your follower list :)

South Loop Social Light said...

Glad to have the new reader and someone else that sympathizes with my love/hate relationship with the CTA. lol...

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