Apr 14, 2009

Groupie Tales - Phoenix Edition

I've become intrigued by the Tales From a Groupie blog and more specifically Monday's post about Amare Stoudemire. Now I would paraphrase what this chick had to say but I'll just copy and paste it so I don't downplay her wackness:

It all started All-Star Weekend. Amare hosted several events with Grand Hustle in which me and my girls were VIP's. We get to his mansion for A fully nude stripper event which included A-list celebrities like Fabolous, Young Jeezy, TI, Tiny, etc. Anyways, we were a t table popping bottle with his best-friend B.I. when Amare came over and whispered to his friend. B.I. whispered in my ear and asked if me and two of my friends would like to join them in the lounge. So we go to the lounge and Amare was feeling all over me, with his lame ass!! He asked for some head right there on the spot for him and his friend B.I. and told me and my friends he would "make it worth our while." So I give him and B.I. some head. Amare came so quick, with his big d*ck! He almost seemed as if he had been horny for hours! Needless to say, he ended up going back to his room with my two home girls. Since Valentine's day was the next day, I went back to his best friend B.I.'s hotel room because I didn't want to be lonely. I'm glad I did because it was worth while! Not only was he "packing", but he caressed me all night, as we sexed. Him and I are still in contact and I don't mind being his groupie. Anytime we are together we go to expensive restaurants and he showers me with whatever I want! How about that for groupie love!!!

Umm... as someone that called Arizona home for 5 years I can attest to the fact that not only is this chick on super lame status, but Amare Stoudemire is a certified club rat. He's nothing special walking around in the valley of the sun. You will get tired of seeing his lanky, awkward looking ass at events. I try to remember that he's still a young guy so he has to feed his inner club rat, but I mean, I saw him riding a souped up tricycle to Chipotle once. It was a horrific sight... back to the "groupie". The fact that she was hyped off the fact that she basically got passed off to his homey and thought that she was getting shown some real "groupie love" as she put it... I'm seriously side-eyeing her whole operation. Can you even be a "groupie" for someone in the entourage? I'm baffled...
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