As my girlfriend Natalie would say, Happy Friday Eve! It's Thursday and in a few hours I'll be bidding adieu to my corporate gig and clocking in for my fun weekend getaway with the BF's family to the Coast! The only proper way to pre-game for a vacation while you're still at work is watching YouTube videos, duh.
I've always been a believer in "LOVE" being the common thread in most religions, yet so many people tend to focus on our differences and what separates us. As someone who identifies as a connector of sorts, I tend to lead with finding similarities and ways to connect with someone before I look to separate myself.
When I saw this video of a priest, rabbi and atheist sitting down with one another to smoke some weed and chat it was right up my alley! If you have some time, take a look and let me know what you think.
I love coming together with people who may seem starkly different to me, but realizing that we truly do have so many ways to unite and not focus on exclusion. In short, more love... less hate! When is the last time you sat with someone who is different and make a genuine connection?
Weekend Challenge!
Showing posts with label random thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random thoughts. Show all posts
Mar 16, 2017
Mar 13, 2014
What had happened was...
I was in the midst of a conversation with Sexy and the Chi, per usual... and realized that I hadn't really blogged at all this week. Despite having a ton of ideas in my head, nothing made its way out. Thus leaving my blog a bit stark due in part to my shenanigans and fuck deficiency. Sum it all up to say that I haven't been about that blogging life this week. What have I been concerned about?
1. Where in the world is that missing Malaysian flight! Seriously... we seem to be able to find anything and everything, yet an entire plan full of people seemingly vanished! My boyfriend said it might be the rapture. My step-dad said it was aliens. Who even knows... but my heart goes out to all of the people on that flight and their families. This is heartbreaking and tragic beyond words.
2. Does anyone else drink coffee and then wonder why? I mean, coffee absolutely RIPS through my body, annihilating it lol. My girlfriend called it a stimulant. I call it a laxative. Every time I drink a cup I'm left wondering about my life.
3. Whenever I go shopping during my lunch at work I feel some type of way coming back to my desk carrying tons of bags. I'm sure nobody is thinking about me and what my life is about, but for some reason I feel very self-aware of how it looks to see me strolling in with bags on bags on bags. Sometimes I even opt to get smaller bags so I can smoosh them into my giant purse lol. Yeah, there's probably something deeper going on.
4. Whenever you sign a lease, do you REALLY read everything? I mean, I know people have a habit of signing things and only skimming through, but as my boyfriend and I count down the days until our lease is up, I realized that there were entire sections I didn't read. For instance, we aren't allowed to sublet. They will allow us to cancel our lease with ample notice, but we're fined a fee of nearly 5k! Like, 5 thousands fucking coins. *sigh* The struggle is real... and just as I was getting excited about viewing potential properties, all of those hopes and dreams were dashed.
5. Why does it take me a full week to wash 5 loads of clothes? Every day I come home thinking I'm going to knock out all of my laundry... plus paint my nails and workout! Yes... all of that... and at most I manage to get 1 load done and a workout. I'm not sure if I'm just slacking and dragging my feet, or if I need to set more realistic expectations. I've been trying to do my nails for the past 2 weeks.
6. Speaking of which, I've had a crack in my left thumb nail for the past few MONTHS! Yes, you read that correctly... months! Whenever it starts to grow out there's always some life fuckery that swoops in and chips it again. It sucks. Jesus be a fence.
7. I think I'm over the Kardashians. Like, for real for real. I'm 2 episodes behind on this season and finding it harder and harder to locate any fucks to make it through an entire episode. I know this is a good thing.
8. I think MAC's "Cyber" lipstick paired with NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in "Train Bleu" have become my new "neutral" lip. There is nothing better than a bold emo lip. It makes my life force delight.
9. Seriously - - where the fuck is that plane! This is so heartbreaking and tragic.
10. I totally believe in ghosts, have had experiences, and eat it up when speaking to other people about what's happened to them. 2 of my co-workers live in haunted homes and I could talk to them for hours about the things happening.
11. Currently sitting at work with quilted black leather shorts... hoping I'm not going to give myself a yeast infection with how tight they are! Jesus be some monistat plus. This is for the birds... they are great when I'm standing, but riding all up in my business as I sit at my desk.
Spring in Seattle |
2. Does anyone else drink coffee and then wonder why? I mean, coffee absolutely RIPS through my body, annihilating it lol. My girlfriend called it a stimulant. I call it a laxative. Every time I drink a cup I'm left wondering about my life.
Until I get a full length mirror |
4. Whenever you sign a lease, do you REALLY read everything? I mean, I know people have a habit of signing things and only skimming through, but as my boyfriend and I count down the days until our lease is up, I realized that there were entire sections I didn't read. For instance, we aren't allowed to sublet. They will allow us to cancel our lease with ample notice, but we're fined a fee of nearly 5k! Like, 5 thousands fucking coins. *sigh* The struggle is real... and just as I was getting excited about viewing potential properties, all of those hopes and dreams were dashed.
I go light on the onions and add mustard |
6. Speaking of which, I've had a crack in my left thumb nail for the past few MONTHS! Yes, you read that correctly... months! Whenever it starts to grow out there's always some life fuckery that swoops in and chips it again. It sucks. Jesus be a fence.
7. I think I'm over the Kardashians. Like, for real for real. I'm 2 episodes behind on this season and finding it harder and harder to locate any fucks to make it through an entire episode. I know this is a good thing.
Being emo withKhaleesi |
9. Seriously - - where the fuck is that plane! This is so heartbreaking and tragic.
Rocking that Top Knot |
11. Currently sitting at work with quilted black leather shorts... hoping I'm not going to give myself a yeast infection with how tight they are! Jesus be some monistat plus. This is for the birds... they are great when I'm standing, but riding all up in my business as I sit at my desk.
Feb 26, 2014
When did we get so miserable?
This morning I decided to stay in the bed 45 mins past my alarm and catch all of the Z's I could manage. Unfortunately I didn't have time to prep my usual breakfast (smoothie/oatmeal/snack), so come 10:30a I found myself sitting at work, fighting hunger pains and chronic bitch face. I had sworn off going to Evolution Fresh because I get raped $10 for a smoothie I can easily make at home, but the struggle was real so I took my mean mug and walked over to get some sustenance.
As I walked back, smoothie in hand, a homeless man yelled out something incoherent to me, to which I scrunched my face... kept walking... and saw the cutest little baby looking back at me as her dad carried her. Her face was lit up bright and full of joy. She was blissful, happy and it instantly made me smile.
Staring into her eyes I started to wonder when I got so miserable... when WE as adults became owners of "chronic bitch face," out of this world attitudes, and constant gripes. Even if you don't see miserable people in person, just pull up any social media site and you'll be bombarded with the bitching, moaning, and whining of adults around the world. Being miserable is universal and misery loves company.
Yet, we don't start off like this. Is it inevitable that life "gets real" and some degree of miserableness comes with the territory? Or is there a way to elevate ourselves and radiate that childlike happiness all the time?
Staring into her eyes I started to wonder when I got so miserable... when WE as adults became owners of "chronic bitch face," out of this world attitudes, and constant gripes. Even if you don't see miserable people in person, just pull up any social media site and you'll be bombarded with the bitching, moaning, and whining of adults around the world. Being miserable is universal and misery loves company.
Yet, we don't start off like this. Is it inevitable that life "gets real" and some degree of miserableness comes with the territory? Or is there a way to elevate ourselves and radiate that childlike happiness all the time?
Feb 10, 2014
Aye Aye Captain
You know how people proudly proclaim that this is "their year" at the beginning of every year? Well, I do that same shit but every Sunday... I am all optimistic and full of good vibes proclaiming that I'll change my entire life that week.
Be it eating cleaner, working out more, cursing less, watching less TV, making an effort to be nicer, walking my dog more... the possibilities are endless and I'm down for all of them. Then I get halfway through Monday morning and I'm like... ugh.... what was I thinking lol.
So, last night after I ever so kindly told someone to "get the fuck out of my face" I realized that I curse... a lot. And while this typically doesn't bother me, I thought about it and felt like I should cut back. Growing up I wasn't much of a sailor, but as I've gotten older the number of F-bombs and other expletives that leave my mouth have skyrocketed. I honestly don't know where it even came from because I didn't grow up in a house hold full of cursing and chaos, but nevertheless here I am... 29 yo and full of fucks.
In an effort to clean up my mental space and remove the residual clutter all of my cursing has left behind, I've decided to cut back on cursing... and maybe, just maybe... phase it all the way out!!
I'm currently gasping and clutching my imaginary pearls... and I'm sure anyone who really knows me is giving me a combination of a blank stare or a belly laugh. Ishea is going to stop cursing? Bwahahahaha.... but for real y'all. I'm going to give the expletives a break and maybe learn a new word each week. Speaking of which, Dictionary.com features a word of the day. Today's word is: Blatherskite.
Mind you, I actually had to look up what "voluble" (talkative) meant lol... don't judge me.. but consider that 2 new words for the week! How ironic... someone who curses all the time could actually be considered blatherskite!
Be it eating cleaner, working out more, cursing less, watching less TV, making an effort to be nicer, walking my dog more... the possibilities are endless and I'm down for all of them. Then I get halfway through Monday morning and I'm like... ugh.... what was I thinking lol.
So, last night after I ever so kindly told someone to "get the fuck out of my face" I realized that I curse... a lot. And while this typically doesn't bother me, I thought about it and felt like I should cut back. Growing up I wasn't much of a sailor, but as I've gotten older the number of F-bombs and other expletives that leave my mouth have skyrocketed. I honestly don't know where it even came from because I didn't grow up in a house hold full of cursing and chaos, but nevertheless here I am... 29 yo and full of fucks.
In an effort to clean up my mental space and remove the residual clutter all of my cursing has left behind, I've decided to cut back on cursing... and maybe, just maybe... phase it all the way out!!
I'm currently gasping and clutching my imaginary pearls... and I'm sure anyone who really knows me is giving me a combination of a blank stare or a belly laugh. Ishea is going to stop cursing? Bwahahahaha.... but for real y'all. I'm going to give the expletives a break and maybe learn a new word each week. Speaking of which, Dictionary.com features a word of the day. Today's word is: Blatherskite.
Mind you, I actually had to look up what "voluble" (talkative) meant lol... don't judge me.. but consider that 2 new words for the week! How ironic... someone who curses all the time could actually be considered blatherskite!
Nov 7, 2013
Adulthood is the biggest scam
In case you needed another reminder that being an adult sucks, Jell-O put together something that is sure to make you smile... and possibly cringe.
I absolutely love advertising. When creative minds come together and birth little gems like this latest Jell-O commercial... it just makes my life force smile.
I don't necessarily need to go back to the days of wandering the neighborhood streets until the lights came on, but there is something so nostalgic and heartwarming thinking back to simpler times. Back when all I had was a cell phone with a bill that was magically paid each month... just having to wake up on time and get to school! Man... these kids are in such a rush to grow up they have no freaking clue they're living the DREAM!
What's your favorite childhood memory?
I absolutely love advertising. When creative minds come together and birth little gems like this latest Jell-O commercial... it just makes my life force smile.
I don't necessarily need to go back to the days of wandering the neighborhood streets until the lights came on, but there is something so nostalgic and heartwarming thinking back to simpler times. Back when all I had was a cell phone with a bill that was magically paid each month... just having to wake up on time and get to school! Man... these kids are in such a rush to grow up they have no freaking clue they're living the DREAM!
What's your favorite childhood memory?
Oct 11, 2013
Are you living a life worth remembering?
A few weeks ago I watched an HBO Documentary chronicling poet Edwin Honig's journey with Alzheimer's disease: First Cousin Once Removed.
Man... this documentary was heavy, as one could probably assume a story revolving around Alzheimer's disease would be... but more than that it brought into question how beautiful life truly is and the urgency with which we should be living it to the fullest.
Right now I'm admittedly in a weird place in life. I feel like I've been chasing this mystical stairway to supreme happiness. I run the gamut of feeling empowered and like I'm on the road to a happy, fulfilling life (the only one I feel is truly worth living)... while other times I feel lost and like life is kicking my ass -- taking my childlike optimism and shitting on it. Have I ever mentioned that I'm extremely emo and dramatic? Lol... welcome to my world.
So, while watching this documentary a question popped into my head: If you were faced with losing your memories would you have lived a life worth actually remembering?
Man... this documentary was heavy, as one could probably assume a story revolving around Alzheimer's disease would be... but more than that it brought into question how beautiful life truly is and the urgency with which we should be living it to the fullest.
Right now I'm admittedly in a weird place in life. I feel like I've been chasing this mystical stairway to supreme happiness. I run the gamut of feeling empowered and like I'm on the road to a happy, fulfilling life (the only one I feel is truly worth living)... while other times I feel lost and like life is kicking my ass -- taking my childlike optimism and shitting on it. Have I ever mentioned that I'm extremely emo and dramatic? Lol... welcome to my world.
So, while watching this documentary a question popped into my head: If you were faced with losing your memories would you have lived a life worth actually remembering?
Sep 3, 2013
Paying for Instagram Followers?
It's safe to say the world is coming to an end... I can actually say I know someone that paid for thousands of Instagram followers.
*pause*
In general, the concept of paying for followers on any social media site is nuts... completely beyond me! I mean, who wants to pay for stuff in general... let alone pretend people online. I just can't imagine doing this and find it pathetic it would ever be necessary to stoop to this level. So, have you ever known someone to pay for followers on social media sites?
*pause*
In general, the concept of paying for followers on any social media site is nuts... completely beyond me! I mean, who wants to pay for stuff in general... let alone pretend people online. I just can't imagine doing this and find it pathetic it would ever be necessary to stoop to this level. So, have you ever known someone to pay for followers on social media sites?
May 10, 2013
How to Fold a Fitted Sheet
I think I'm the only person that randomly questions how to properly fold a fitted sheet at 10p on a Friday night. Yes, this is really my life and I'm truly this random.
So, with the help of my wonderful e-friend and fellow blogger Gorgeous Puddin, she put me on to the amazeballs YouTube video below. Ahhh, the wondrous world of YouTube - - everything you wanted to know at the tips of your fingers.
I could have probably just called my mom and asked her as she's somewhat of a renaissance woman. Seriously, the lady does it all from having been an RN to a paralegal, owning power tools and swearing by ironing her bed sheets lol... but leave it to YouTube to save me a phone call. So, for anyone that has ever wondered what in the entire hell to do with a flat sheet they were trying to store, look below and see the magic that is properly folding a fitted sheet!!
So, with the help of my wonderful e-friend and fellow blogger Gorgeous Puddin, she put me on to the amazeballs YouTube video below. Ahhh, the wondrous world of YouTube - - everything you wanted to know at the tips of your fingers.
I could have probably just called my mom and asked her as she's somewhat of a renaissance woman. Seriously, the lady does it all from having been an RN to a paralegal, owning power tools and swearing by ironing her bed sheets lol... but leave it to YouTube to save me a phone call. So, for anyone that has ever wondered what in the entire hell to do with a flat sheet they were trying to store, look below and see the magic that is properly folding a fitted sheet!!
Nov 23, 2012
Thankful for Nothing?
Yesterday I woke up feeling smug, moody and ungrateful. Sometimes when you're dealing with multiple problems it's easy to have a pity party for one... going balls to the wall with an emo spazz out session. Although my Cancerian mood swings can be quite epic, they typically leave as swiftly as they came.
For anyone else out there that rides an emotional rollercoaster, rest assured that you're not alone! Life happens and you can only worry about so much. Start wherever you are. Use what you have. Do the best that you can.
I often think of a saying I heard a while back. You can choose to either pray or worry, but you can't do both. Make your choice and keep it moving! Happy Black Friday... hope you haven't raped and pillaged your bank accounts lol.
Oct 19, 2012
Litter Box Woes (Video)
Smudge, my 2 yo Russian Blue, uses the litter box 100% of the time... but only covers up his shit 50% of the time. I never know what little surprises will be waiting for me when I pass by the box... and I'm tired of living my life in that type of agony. I want to send him off to some feline finishing school to help him get his life together... and give me some peace of mind.
I think this is a male cat issue since Misty (my female tabby cat, also 2 yo) doesn't EVER do this. She's actually my little angel. For those with cats do you have any advice?
- Stressed out Pet Parent
I think this is a male cat issue since Misty (my female tabby cat, also 2 yo) doesn't EVER do this. She's actually my little angel. For those with cats do you have any advice?
- Stressed out Pet Parent
Oct 17, 2012
I made Kool-Aid for the First Time (video)
Before you judge me, know that I had a childhood and drank copious amounts of kool-aid, however, I never actually made it myself until last weekend.
I posted a picture on instagram and was instantly clowned by my friends for using a measuring cup... but let me just say, why "season to taste" when you know that your taste prefers 1.5cups? I mean, where's the logic in that... I made 3 batches and guess what, they yielded consistent AMAZEBALLS results each time. On top of that I knew the exact amount of sugar I was consuming.
Anyways, kool-aid is pretty freaking awesome. Sidebar: It's the perfect way to make use of filtered water that needs a new filter lol
I posted a picture on instagram and was instantly clowned by my friends for using a measuring cup... but let me just say, why "season to taste" when you know that your taste prefers 1.5cups? I mean, where's the logic in that... I made 3 batches and guess what, they yielded consistent AMAZEBALLS results each time. On top of that I knew the exact amount of sugar I was consuming.
Anyways, kool-aid is pretty freaking awesome. Sidebar: It's the perfect way to make use of filtered water that needs a new filter lol
Sep 24, 2012
I just called to say I love you
This morning I called my mom just to say "I love you." I didn't need to ask for money, complain about my life, or see if she could do anything else for me. I wanted to hear her voice and let her know that before she started her day, her one and only daughter thought she was pretty amazeballs and loved her.
This post isn't intended to start a "life is short so you better tell your loved ones how you feel" type of movement... it's just to share that I know I can be a bratty nightmare of a daughter from time to time (very rarely though lol) and it was nice to express some love toward my mother without having it preempt a request for XYZ.
So, happy Monday to everyone and maybe you'll get a call from someone today expressing their love toward you!

This post isn't intended to start a "life is short so you better tell your loved ones how you feel" type of movement... it's just to share that I know I can be a bratty nightmare of a daughter from time to time (very rarely though lol) and it was nice to express some love toward my mother without having it preempt a request for XYZ.
So, happy Monday to everyone and maybe you'll get a call from someone today expressing their love toward you!
Sep 12, 2012
#NoFilter #NoMakeup Rant
I'm wondering who started this whole #NoFilter #NoMakeup trend... especially when you see tons of people taking pictures where they clearly have used a filter and are wearing makeup lol. Seriously. I'm usually not an internet troll (well, I only troll the life force of @throttle_nerd lol), but I was on instagram last night and super irked by the number of people using the hashtags and clearly faking the funk.
A while back (winter 2010) I was equally irked by women on YouTube that would make videos, but profusely apologize for their appearance, or lack of makeup, hair being done, etc... It was just super fucking annoying especially when most of these chicks had nothing wrong with them. I ended up filming a mini rant/inspirational video that people should stop making apologies for the way they were sans the extra stuff. So, ultimately I guess this video could be called a #NoFilter #TakeOffYourMakeup thing lol.
A while back (winter 2010) I was equally irked by women on YouTube that would make videos, but profusely apologize for their appearance, or lack of makeup, hair being done, etc... It was just super fucking annoying especially when most of these chicks had nothing wrong with them. I ended up filming a mini rant/inspirational video that people should stop making apologies for the way they were sans the extra stuff. So, ultimately I guess this video could be called a #NoFilter #TakeOffYourMakeup thing lol.
Aug 23, 2012
Bitch Bad. Woman Good. Lady Better. (via @LupeFiasco)
I've never aspired to be the baddest bitch of anything. I can't even recall my mom using the term "bitch" until recently when someone was picking on me. Even then it was used with a strong negative connotation. If someone was a "bitch" they were either acting catty, petty, mean, rude... you get my drift. But being a bitch, a "bad bitch" at that was not ever the epitome of success and having made it. Listening to Lupe's song actually made me wonder when the term became something positive.
I have the mouth of a sailor and jokingly drop curse words like the rent is due and they accept f-bombs as a form of payment. For as dirty as my mouth can be, I don't think I've actually spazzed out on someone and cursed them out. Actually, I'm lying. I remembered about 2 times as I was typing this lol.. but definitely under 5 times have I used my curse words as weapons, and never have I used them to mean something great. No awesome bitches. No amazeballs bitches. No bad bitches. Definitely no "she's the epitome of everything I want my life force to be" type of bitches. But listening to this song makes me want to better myself and the vocabulary I use. There's so much to me and if someone just heard a little blurb they may write me off as a proper speaking "bitch" with a dirty mouth and little depth. Is is possible for me to do away with the term "bitch" altogether? I mean, it's not a positive thing and nothing I want to be, so I might just strike it from the record.
When Red Tails came out I blogged about how amazing it was to see how great black people once were. Past tense. Looking around today it's a shame to see the level of coontastic ratchetry that has become mainstream.VH1 reality TV shenanigans, yuck mouth rappers with no talent making it rain 1s on strippers that gave up on their college dreams, even some of the lackluster Chicagoans I see on the CTA... it's enough to make me frown... and I'm a person that typically shits out sunshine and sparkly glitter, so it takes a lot for me to frown. I know music with a meaning isn't popular today, but I really do wish this stuff would get a bit more shine.
It's nice to have some thought provoking music with superb lyrical content, and his song makes me even reconsider my use of the word bitch (among others). Does Lupe's song touch a nerve with you?
"Bitch Bad"
[Intro]
Yeah
I say bitch bad, woman good, lady better
Hey, hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1]
Now imagine there’s a shawty, maybe five maybe four
Ridin’ ’round with his mama listening to the radio
And a song comes on and a not far off from being born
Doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong
Now I ain’t trying to make it too complex
But let’s just say shawty has an undeveloped context
About the perception of women these days
His mama sings along and this what she says
“Niggas I’m a bad bitch, and I’m bad bitch
far above average”
And maybe other rhyming words like cabbage and savage
And baby carriage and other things that match it
Couple of things that are happenin’ here
First he’s relatin’ the word “bitch” with his mama, comma
And because she’s relatin’ to herself, his most important source of help,
And mental health, he may skew respect for dishonor
[Hook]
Bitch bad, woman good
Lady better, they misunderstood
(I’m killin’ these bitches)
Uh, tell ‘em
Bitch bad, woman good
Lady better, they misunderstood
They misunderstood
(I’m killin’ these bitches)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, now imagine a group of little girls nine through twelve
On the internet watchin’ videos listenin’ to songs by themselves
It doesn’t really matter if they have parental clearance
They understand the internet better than their parents
Now being the interent, the content’s probably uncensored
They’re young, so they’re maleable and probably unmentored
A complicated combination, maybe with no relevance
Until that intelligence meets their favorite singer’s preference
“Bad bitches, bad bitches, bad bitches
That’s all I want and all I like in life is bad bitches, bad bitches”
Now let’s say that they less concerned with him
And more with the video girl acquiescent to his whims
Ah, the plot thickens
High heels, long hair, fat booty, slim
Reality check, I’m not trippin’
They don’t see a paid actress, just what makes a bad bitch
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Disclaimer: This rhymer, Lupe’s not usin’ bitch as a lesson
But as a psychological weapon
To set in your mind and really mess with your conceptions
Discretions, reflections, it’s clever misdirection
Cause, while I was rappin’ they was growin’ up fast
Nobody stepped in to ever slow ‘em up, gasp
Sure enough, in this little world
The little boy meets one of those little girls
And he thinks she a bad bitch and she thinks she a bad bitch
He thinks disrespectfully, she thinks of that sexually
She got the wrong idea, he don’t wanna fuck her
He thinks she’s bad at being a bitch like his mother
Momma never dress like that, come out the house, hot mess like that
Ass, titties, dress like that
All out to impress like that
Just like that, you see the fruit of the confusion
He caught in a reality, she caught in an illusion
Bad mean good to her, she really nice and smart
But bad mean bad to him, bitch don’t play your part
But bitch still bad to her if you say it the wrong way
But she think she a bitch, what a double entendre
[Hook]
[Outro]
Bitch bad, woman good
Lady better, they misunderstood
You’re misunderstood
Bitch bad, woman good
Lady better, greatest motherhood
(I’m killin’ these bitches)
[Intro]
Yeah
I say bitch bad, woman good, lady better
Hey, hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1]
Now imagine there’s a shawty, maybe five maybe four
Ridin’ ’round with his mama listening to the radio
And a song comes on and a not far off from being born
Doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong
Now I ain’t trying to make it too complex
But let’s just say shawty has an undeveloped context
About the perception of women these days
His mama sings along and this what she says
“Niggas I’m a bad bitch, and I’m bad bitch
far above average”
And maybe other rhyming words like cabbage and savage
And baby carriage and other things that match it
Couple of things that are happenin’ here
First he’s relatin’ the word “bitch” with his mama, comma
And because she’s relatin’ to herself, his most important source of help,
And mental health, he may skew respect for dishonor
[Hook]
Bitch bad, woman good
Lady better, they misunderstood
(I’m killin’ these bitches)
Uh, tell ‘em
Bitch bad, woman good
Lady better, they misunderstood
They misunderstood
(I’m killin’ these bitches)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, now imagine a group of little girls nine through twelve
On the internet watchin’ videos listenin’ to songs by themselves
It doesn’t really matter if they have parental clearance
They understand the internet better than their parents
Now being the interent, the content’s probably uncensored
They’re young, so they’re maleable and probably unmentored
A complicated combination, maybe with no relevance
Until that intelligence meets their favorite singer’s preference
“Bad bitches, bad bitches, bad bitches
That’s all I want and all I like in life is bad bitches, bad bitches”
Now let’s say that they less concerned with him
And more with the video girl acquiescent to his whims
Ah, the plot thickens
High heels, long hair, fat booty, slim
Reality check, I’m not trippin’
They don’t see a paid actress, just what makes a bad bitch
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Disclaimer: This rhymer, Lupe’s not usin’ bitch as a lesson
But as a psychological weapon
To set in your mind and really mess with your conceptions
Discretions, reflections, it’s clever misdirection
Cause, while I was rappin’ they was growin’ up fast
Nobody stepped in to ever slow ‘em up, gasp
Sure enough, in this little world
The little boy meets one of those little girls
And he thinks she a bad bitch and she thinks she a bad bitch
He thinks disrespectfully, she thinks of that sexually
She got the wrong idea, he don’t wanna fuck her
He thinks she’s bad at being a bitch like his mother
Momma never dress like that, come out the house, hot mess like that
Ass, titties, dress like that
All out to impress like that
Just like that, you see the fruit of the confusion
He caught in a reality, she caught in an illusion
Bad mean good to her, she really nice and smart
But bad mean bad to him, bitch don’t play your part
But bitch still bad to her if you say it the wrong way
But she think she a bitch, what a double entendre
[Hook]
[Outro]
Bitch bad, woman good
Lady better, they misunderstood
You’re misunderstood
Bitch bad, woman good
Lady better, greatest motherhood
(I’m killin’ these bitches)
Feb 8, 2012
And that's how you make panties fall off...
Have you ever listened to Marvin Gaye? Not just listened to him... but really listened to Marvin Gaye with someone that's a musical connoisseur of Marvin Gaye? Well, let me tell you... be prepared when you do. Have some wine, candles and a fresh pair of panties because I can guarantee the ones you're wearing will be soaked! Ahh, Marvin Gaye. That man was amazing.
I recently had the chance to listen to a few songs and it dawned on me that while Al Green was singing his heart out about emotions, Marvin Gaye was swooning women and smooth talking panties into a legit ninja vanish! The man had game. I'm not the most soulful person anyone knows (by far), but listening to older music I was able to fall into a groove and appreciate the quality that is really lost nowadays.
So, in good fun who is your favorite: Marvin Gaye or Al Green?
...the man in action...
I recently had the chance to listen to a few songs and it dawned on me that while Al Green was singing his heart out about emotions, Marvin Gaye was swooning women and smooth talking panties into a legit ninja vanish! The man had game. I'm not the most soulful person anyone knows (by far), but listening to older music I was able to fall into a groove and appreciate the quality that is really lost nowadays.
So, in good fun who is your favorite: Marvin Gaye or Al Green?
...the man in action...
Feb 7, 2012
I'm on call... and I'm not a doctor
I'm on call this week for work... but there's a catch - - I'm not a fucking doctor!! Yes, that's right. Yours truly is on call for the wonderful world of advertising, so if some digital ads start glitching out? I'll be to the rescue. Who cares about kids being rushed into the ER. I'm on call for something WAY more important - - digital campaigns. <end rant> lol...
On another note I'm being forced to carry around this hideous ancient as fuck blackberry and all I can wonder if how I kept that contraption for 3.5 years!!! What the heezy? I'm SO happy I made the switch to an iPhone. My blackberry was like living in the dark ages. *sigh* So happy those days are over.
I feel the need to acknowledge the fact that I feel blessed and fortunate to have a job, but I do find being "on call" to be one of the most ridiculous aspects of my job. Hands down. Period.
So, to all of my gainfully employed blogging friends, what is the most obnoxiously, over the top aspect of your 9-5?
On another note I'm being forced to carry around this hideous ancient as fuck blackberry and all I can wonder if how I kept that contraption for 3.5 years!!! What the heezy? I'm SO happy I made the switch to an iPhone. My blackberry was like living in the dark ages. *sigh* So happy those days are over.
I feel the need to acknowledge the fact that I feel blessed and fortunate to have a job, but I do find being "on call" to be one of the most ridiculous aspects of my job. Hands down. Period.
So, to all of my gainfully employed blogging friends, what is the most obnoxiously, over the top aspect of your 9-5?
Jan 27, 2011
Stylish and Versatile Awards
Many thanks to Gorgeous Puddin of Gorgeous Puddin's Ponderings, as she recently gave me a Stylish and Versatile award on her blog.
As an award recipient we are supposed to state 7 random facts about ourselves so here goes:
Random Facts
1) I like the smell of puppy breath
2) I always preheat my oven
3) I saw ghosts as a kid and still feel a little psychic
4) I'd trade all my stilettos for the chance to walk around barefoot on an island for the rest of my life
5) I'm training for my first 5k
6) I went on the Oprah Show twice as a child - - as a REAL guest!!
7) I wrote a column for Sister 2 Sister magazine when I was 10yo
As an award recipient we are supposed to state 7 random facts about ourselves so here goes:

1) I like the smell of puppy breath
2) I always preheat my oven
3) I saw ghosts as a kid and still feel a little psychic
4) I'd trade all my stilettos for the chance to walk around barefoot on an island for the rest of my life
5) I'm training for my first 5k
6) I went on the Oprah Show twice as a child - - as a REAL guest!!
7) I wrote a column for Sister 2 Sister magazine when I was 10yo
Jan 5, 2011
The Contest Circuit...
Recently TheNest.com hosted a contest for these super cute Susi D earrings and I was chosen as the winner! Yay for free stuff.
Winning these earrings was a great way to start my week and to keep the momentum going, I did some research and ended up entering like 40 more contests! Yes, it's a bit extreme but what do you have to lose by throwing your hat into race? Can't win if you don't try.
Have you won anything lately?
Winning these earrings was a great way to start my week and to keep the momentum going, I did some research and ended up entering like 40 more contests! Yes, it's a bit extreme but what do you have to lose by throwing your hat into race? Can't win if you don't try.
Have you won anything lately?
Jan 4, 2011
We're all talented...
Dec 31, 2010
Happy Holidays
Tonight my husband and I are headed to Charlotte to ring in the New Year @ Mez & Kazba. If anyone is in the Charlotte area and you see me out and about please feel free to say hi!!
On another note, please drink responsibly tonight. There are bound to be drunk drivers on the roads so everyone be safe. I'll be sure to keep Smudge from getting behind the wheel lol...
On another note, please drink responsibly tonight. There are bound to be drunk drivers on the roads so everyone be safe. I'll be sure to keep Smudge from getting behind the wheel lol...
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