Sep 11, 2008

Choosing and Getting Chose 101: Tip #1

After a festive night of wine, cheese and convo with my Chi-Town partner in all things fabulous (Kamilah) - - we were approached by a UIC professor that was definitely trying to get chose. My friend, like the sweetheart she is, didn't give a fake number because like her, I've come to realize all men (white and black) will call your # right in front on you...which definitely reduces the chances of you being able to play them...lol...The conversation proceeded like this:


UIC Professor: Can I have your number?
Friend: Sure (gives number)

UIC Professo
r: (starts dialing) Something is wrong with your phone...it's not going through.

Friend
: Are you sure? I'm so embarrassed! I really pay my bills. Here, give me your number and let me give you a call.

UIC Professor
: (gives number)

Friend
: (dials number) Wait, something is wrong with your phone. I'm getting a message: The caller is not accepting calls at this time.

UIC Professor
: (scratches head) Ummm...maybe I didn't pay my bill.

I was falling out laughing at this point! It was straight hilarity!




Choosing and Getting Chose 101: Tip #1

PAY YOUR BILLS...ESPECIALLY YOUR CELL PHONE BILL BECAUSE GETTING AT SOMEONE IS A LOT EASIER WHEN YOUR PHONE IS ACTUALLY TURNED ON :)

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