After a festive night of wine, cheese and convo with my Chi-Town partner in all things fabulous (Kamilah) - - we were approached by a UIC professor that was definitely trying to get chose. My friend, like the sweetheart she is, didn't give a fake number because like her, I've come to realize all men (white and black) will call your # right in front on you...which definitely reduces the chances of you being able to play them...lol...The conversation proceeded like this:
UIC Professor: Can I have your number?
Friend: Sure (gives number)
UIC Professor: (starts dialing) Something is wrong with your phone...it's not going through.
Friend: Are you sure? I'm so embarrassed! I really pay my bills. Here, give me your number and let me give you a call.
UIC Professor: (gives number)
Friend: (dials number) Wait, something is wrong with your phone. I'm getting a message: The caller is not accepting calls at this time.
UIC Professor: (scratches head) Ummm...maybe I didn't pay my bill.
I was falling out laughing at this point! It was straight hilarity!
Choosing and Getting Chose 101: Tip #1
PAY YOUR BILLS...ESPECIALLY YOUR CELL PHONE BILL BECAUSE GETTING AT SOMEONE IS A LOT EASIER WHEN YOUR PHONE IS ACTUALLY TURNED ON :)
