Instagram that....

Because I'm completely obsessed with Instagram and sharing every mundane detail of my life via snazzy photographs with tricked out filters... And if you want to OD on all of my instagram photos... Follow me here!

Miami Dolphins Erotic Workout (video)

It's still Thick Neck Thursday, so here's a little visual eye candy to get you through the rest of the day! It's work-appropriate porn.

I was watching Hard Knocks: Miami Dolphins last night (when am I not watching that show) and my jaw dropped watching them stretch. I mean, is this type of thing common practice in the weight rooms for NFL players?

Anyone that knows me can probably imagine there's a slight twinkle in my eyes... and my favorite player Jared Odrick has a quick appearance. Throw that head back, Odrick!

Oh, Chaddy...

I had an amazing time at the comedy show last night. Tons of laughs, a few too many White Russians, and quality time with Envy (vroom vroom). As I'm sitting in work trying to process what my entire life force is about (and not write an angry letter to HGTV for "House Hunters" being a fucking sham - - yes, I'm really that pissed), my co-worker sent me this video and it gave me life!! I still need to have my wisdom teeth removed and I'm dreading the type of footage I would give someone if I'm sitting around doped up like this lol... Anyways, it's Friday and the weekend is nearly here! Enjoy this video and be glad your parents didn't do this to you lol.