Reality Check: The Bad Girls are Back

I'm reluctant to admit that I've seen every season of Oxygen's Bad Girl's Club, but it ranks high on my list of guilty pleasures. Unlike shows like Basketball Wives, these chicks are under the age of 25 so it's not as hard to watch their outlandish personalities and attitudes. Every season I tell myself I'm not going to watch it again... then the next season starts and I'm glued to my DVR lol.

The 6th season premieres tonight @ 9/8c on Oxygen. If you want a sneak peek check out a few of the clips below.

Reality Wrap-Up

Bad Girl's Club - The ladies are home from Vegas and easing back into their usual routine of partying, arguing, fighting and relaxing. After the Ambers play a prank on the girls by placing gummy bears all over the house, the girls vow to get them back... but first things first, they're ready to party. They all go to a club and things seem to be going well until Ashley returns to the booth they've been sitting at and discovers that her purse is missing. Instantly she starts spazzing out - tossing the table, throwing glasses on the floor, screaming at whoever will listen. Bouncers try and calm her down as well as Tiffany who insists Ashley ask the other girls if they have her purse. Finally that realize that the Ambers have the purse. Amber B. was only "trying to help" since Ashley (being super wasted) left her purse unattended in the booth (asking for it to get stolen). Ashley is still pissed off and is adamant that when "people take something without telling you it's stealing..." (insert eye roll here) When the Ambers go out the next day the girls devise a plan to prank them, putting their shoes on a raft weighted down in the middle of the pool and cooking oil in their shampoo and face wash. The Ambers find their shoes when they get home but never discover what's making their skin break out. The next night the girls are off to a show that features a rock cover band... they look like something out of the 80s... something that should've stayed in the 80s. The ladies are backstage partying with them before the show, taking shots, and of course being slutty. Ashley and Sara cease the opportunity to slut it up and flash their boobs. (I don't know if they realized that these guys weren't even famous - they're a cover bad. They sing OTHER people's songs) Anyways, it isn't long after the show starts before the girls find themselves in a "bar brawl" and what else, getting kicked out of the club. When they get home the "fab 5" are in need of someone to blame their issues on and start attacking the Ambers. The Ambers do a good job of looking like deers in headlights and playing stupid. They don't admit to saying anything, barely defend themselves and pretty much maintain their puzzled looks. The episode ends with the Ambers wishing Kayla was back in the house and we are left with a glimpse of Kayla pulling up in a limo. Will she be back? We'll have to wait until next week to see!

Reality Wrap-Up

Bad Girl's Club - The girls are off to Vegas and ready to party! They go to see the Thunder From Down Under and in addition to getting invited on stage (Ashley and Amber B.) the guys come to hang with them after the show. Ashley instantly starts acting like a groupie (flashback to last week's episode when she was jocking Joey from Real World Hollywood) and is all over one of the dancers. Feeling a bit threatened and the need to prove that Ashley isn't all that, Amber B. steps in and steals the guys attention. Same shit, different day - - they get into a mini argument and keep it moving. (I must say that I loved how Amber B. pointed out to Ashley that the dude really was just a stripper. Since when are people claiming strippers... male strippers at that? Foolishness...) The next night the ladies are invited on stage to open for the bootleg version of the Pussycat Dolls show. For the most part they did a terrible job and to make matters worse Ashley and Sara flashed the audience. I guess since it's Vegas you're allowed to be as slutty as you want to be. Moving on, the Ambers decide to make their friendship official and go thru with a wedding ceremony. They relunctantly drag the other girls to the chapel with them until (surprise, surprise) the minster refuses to wed them! What a waste of time...

After the show went off 3 of the ladies appeared on the Tyra Show (Sara, Amber M., and Tiff). Tyra is gettin gold because she acts like nobody has ever done anything before in life. She had the ladies on the stage asking them a series of questions and was acting all "shock and awe" over everything. Some of the questions:

1. Have you ever bought anything out of a sex store?

2. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?

3. Have you had sex with more than X amount of people?

4. Have you ever flashed your boobs?

The Tyra Show is starting to turn into the grandma show. She really should get out and start living life.

Real Housewives of Orange County - Tamra's mom is 4 weeks into her face lift recovery and we get to see the results. She looks amazing! Seriously, they need to hang out face lifts! They do wonders... Vicki went scrub shopping with her daughter Briana (I actually really like her daughter. She is mature and an RN... I love that she has a real career and isn't freeloading like her tool of a brother). Gretchen's fiance, Jeff, is finally home and out of the hospital after 2 months (sadly we all know that he has passed away since the show started airing...). The ladies all head to Vegas for a women's weekend (I'd say girls but these are grown ass women...). It seems like an alright time. I'm not well versed in how the 40+ crowd likes to party, but it looked like they were having fun. Personally, I would've needed more booze, men, parties, and stilettos to enjoy Vegas but that's just me. lol...

Reality Wrap-Up

Bad Girls Club - There's a new roommate! Ashley (21, Seattle) is the newest addition to the Bad Girls house and the ladies don't plan on giving her a warm welcome. Living up to their petty nature, they lock all the doors in the house and make Ashley wait outside. She finally figures out that she can walk around the back and gets in thru the patio. There is an awkward reception by the girls but Amber M. takes it upon herself to show Ashley around the house. Immediately, Ashely takes a liking to the Ambers and the division in the house continues to grow. Tiff, Ailea, Boston and Sarah start referring to themselves as the "fab 4" (not so sure what's fab about the 4 of them together) and seem kinda lame as they keep to themselves in the club, at restaurants, and around the house.

**sidenote: does anyone else think that the relationship between Ailea and her 50-something boyfriend is a strange mixture of creepy/cute?? He insists on them having an emotional connection and they have not been physical with one another yet. It's funny to watch him be kinda old. He comes over and just wants to lay around and talk! lol...**

While out eating, Joey (Real World Hollywood) walks by and Ashley flips into groupie mode (Real World castmates get groupies??? I'm puzzled by this...) She gives him her number and they end up hooking up later at the club and then the house. She insists that they didn't have sex because she "thinks he has a girlfriend" but that they did "pretty much everything else"... she then turns to the camera and says "Hi Joey's Girlfriend" and waves. Wow. The girls host a casino night at their house which threw me for a loop since the only people that seemed to come were Kevin (the 50-something guy Ailea met online and has been dating) and Greg (the miniature, muscle head that Amber M. has been hanging with). This was one of the most boring casino nights I've ever seen. Halfway thru the casino night diasaster, Ashley makes an announcement that they're going to Vegas the next morning. Everyone is really excited and for good reason... they get a chance to drink and party in Vegas and get out of their house!!!

Real Housewives of OC - It must be said that Jeana has the rudest sons ever. Those kids need to not just be slapped across the face (as Vicki suggested) but like, completely knocked out!!! While in Chicago, Vicki and Jeana went to her oldest son Shane's minor league baseball game (Kane County Cougars). Shane was a total prick to his mother and Vicki and with a few colorful words let them know that he didn't want them there. I just want to say that it's a sad thing to watch someone be mistreated by their kids. I think that Jeana created little monsters by allowing her estranged husband to treat her so poorly for so many years. These children grew up in that dysfunction and are repeating what they saw. Back in Orange County, the women are doing the typical things OC housewives do - play tennis, host cocktail parties, take your parents to get a face lift.. the usual. I am starting to like Lynne more and more. Her and Gretchen really balance out the other housewives and are a great addition to the show. The rest of the show was kind of a blur of pointless, random things... but like always, you can read more in their blogs