May 1, 2009

Return of the Uni-brow

Last night after we finished up at Carnivale we headed to Griffin Lounge for the Al B Sure album preview party hosted by Uptown Magazine, Chicago Defender newspaper and Hidden Beach Recording.

*sigh* Al B Sure ... where do I even begin! Well, first off he informed the crowd that he had lost 35lbs (he was still a little heavy), his uni-brow was in full effect (he can't get that thing threaded??) and his "thank you" speech was hilarious. I wish I could've taped it so everyone could experience it first hand (and I could submit it to YBF lol)

Al B Sure: First off, I want to thank everyone for coming out. I really appreciate the support and love from the fans and it means so much to me. Thank you George Daniels, you've supported me since I was 18 (makes me wonder how old George is because ABS isn't young) blah blah blah

Crowd: Cheers/Claps

Al B Sure: Secondly, I just want to say that it's very hard when you have family problems that you have to deal with on the internet. I don't care what anyone says, I love my kids. Please pray for my family because there are evil forces around my kids.

*crickets*
*tumbleweed*
*crickets*
*tumbleweed*


Cue an image of Diddy and his "No Bitch Ass Ness" t-shirt. I think it's safe to say that someone has a slight issue with their child (Quincy who looks like Al B Sure cloned himself) claiming Diddy as his "real father" and crediting him with having raised him. It was sad to see this aging star reaching out to a spotty crowd of semi-fans and pouring out his soul (or at least his contempt for Diddy) I think he needed a hug... or maybe Diddy should give him a legitimate record deal.

Between the slowly forming bald spot, uni-brow, and hater ass remarks I didn't know what to think. Add into the mix George Daniels hosting the event and having the audacity to "lean wit it, rock wit it" and C-Walk... well, I was officially done. lol...

Other things that made me laugh:

- The 6'8" glamazon that was dancing in a 1-shoulder top and liquid leggings. For a sec I thought she was Biana from Top Model. lol...


- George Daniels calling Twitter, twEEter. He was like, "I see all you TWEETERS out there". *blank stare*

- The older lady that obviously missed her calling as a groupie in the late 80s and was trying to make up for lost time last night

- The man in the jean fit (ewww) acting like a male groupie.

The highlight of the night was making use of the backdrop and having a mini photo opt with The Sassy Peach.

5 comments:

Ms_Slim said...

Oh Al B....smh

I agree that he may need a hug as well...

The Fresh Man said...

I'm a AL B Sure fan. Woot! Woot! Ok maybe not but I diggs the music. I haven't even blogged about him. I love the fact that he has a deep voice and he sings high though. Sweet falsetto!

Bad ass kids! He needs to beat his son ass and show him who his daddy is. I'm just saying.

George Daniels actually used that term correctly. People on twitter are sometimes referred to as tweeters because that is what they do. They tweet. It hasn't actually taken fully off because some people feel silly saying.lol

Why do I have a paragraph for everything you wrote? I don't know, I'll stop now.

You look great!

South Loop Social Light said...

I suppose that "tweeters" is actually correct (and does sound better than "twitters") but in my defense, nothing as technologically modern as "twitter" sounds right coming out the mouth of a 72yo man!!! lol...

Aramide said...

Girl your recap of the party was right on point-I was over here dying laughing reading it! A mess lol! Had a great time out with you gals, can't wait to do it again.

Luvvie said...

This is soooo funny! I'm writing my recap now, but yours is awesome. Linking you and DeeDee to it

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